[In response to:]
Socialism, communism, anarchy and monarchy are not what this country was designed to run on.[Sadly writes:]
This country runs on one thing: twinkies. And Krispy Kreme donuts. This country runs on two things: twinkies, Krispy Kreme donuts, and an almost fanatical devotion to George Bush. Amongst the things this country runs on are such diverse elements as...
Simply brilliant. (edited to restore the Sadliness)