Wednesday, February 21, 2007

My Conversation with God


This is an unedited transcript of our online chat. I'm thinking this may not be guy that Abraham, Muhammad, and Jesus were talking about.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what, don't you know?
God:
My brain does not yet contain that information.
Me:
I thought you formed me in my mother's womb.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I formed him or her in his or her mother s womb.
Me:
You don't even know my gender? Omniscience ain't what it used to be, is it?
God:
Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a . What is Omniscience?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I too am Spartacus


Late to the blogswarm, as usual.